Advice on Installing a Private Glory Hole at My Home

I'm inspired by so many unattractive men on Xtube scoring primo cock at their private glory holes.

I've decided I would like to install one in my home.

Do any of you have experience? Who am I kidding? Of course, you do! But will any of you admit to it?

I'm wondering about the logistics. I don't really like the idea of having a parade of strangers, ur, come into my home, where they can steal things. So I'm thinking the garage would be the best place.

I also worry that the neighbors will wonder what is going on.

What is the best way to advertise? Craigslist and/or a hookup app?

I think I'm going to advertise during the Super Bowl.

I'll be broadcasting live on Facebook for friends and family.

you can’t let straight guys into your garage; they’ll steal all your power tools! even though you have none, queen, it’s still a consideration.

what you need is an ante-chamber.

Hole in a door so the guy won't have to worry about you grabbing his ass. Also put to handles near the top for him to hold on to.

Three sizes from which to choose.

Let me know when you’re ready to discuss paint treatments.

Cloth curtains are lame! I don't have a GH, but I do have an ideal set up for one: I have a bathroom that has an outside door on the side of the house. Visitors could easily enter/exit that way, and I could install the GH on interior door to the bathroom. Visitors would never see or enter any other part of the house.

Cut a hole in a wall. Then have it.

There's a guy here who has one in his basement which has a separate side entrance. He build an entire wall for several glory holes dividing the basement. The waiting area is all with red lights and a couch and Playboy's from the 1970s. There's even a switch to flip to say when you're ready. Or so people have told me. Oh and there's also free juice and cookies. It's in a sketchy neighborhood so neighbors don't care.

[quote]There's a guy here who has one in his basement which has a separate side entrance. He build an entire wall for several glory holes dividing the basement. The waiting area is all with red lights and a couch and Playboy's from the 1970s. There's even a switch to flip to say when you're ready. Or so people have told me. Oh and there's also free juice and cookies. It's in a sketchy neighborhood so neighbors don't care.

His mother must be so proud of the little whore she raised.

Just drill a hole in the piece of plywood you use to replace your broken basement window.

[quote]Or so people have told me.

People are saying...?

"There's a guy here who has one in his basement...The waiting area is all with red lights and a couch and Playboy's from the 1970s. There's even a switch to flip to say when you're ready...there's also free juice and cookies."

Your neighbor sounds like the Martha Stewart of glory hole entertaining.

[quote]Cloth curtains are lamé!

Fixed it for you.

[quote] Playboy's from the 1970s.

Playboy’s what though?

The guy with it installed in his home sounds pathetic. The fact that he had straight porn there makes it even more pathetic.

Out of an abundance of caution, I am asking all guests at my glory hole to begin Febrezing their crotches as of today.

Please keep doing this until notified otherwise.

Anyone disregarding this request will not be invited back. TIA!

Cloth curtains give them the option to sit on a chair with the curtain covering their upper body. Also makes rimming possible.

Cloth curtains are only ok if your gloryhole is mobile, like if you take it with you to the mid-scale Marriott. Otherwise, don't cheap out and go with a door/false wall. Make sure you install cameras from both side angles and one above for best post-processing options.

And feel free to share video links with DL :)

Make the door very big so they can cough all those droplets all over your body. Don't forget to inhale!!

Don't worry. I'm asking everyone if they are sick before I give them the address.

I'm no fool!

It really is astounding how hideous guys like Hoovermouth can pull so many hot guys. The reason is that most guys who visit gloryholes really are straight or straightish and couldn’t care less about who’s on the other side as long as they get good head.

I just installed a wood Gloryhole, and it’s quite popular.

There are so many trolls on Xtube who score great dick with glory holes.

And like Hoovermouth, and this hideous Asian guy in San Diego who blew military guys, Hotbibj4u, many of these hot guys will get comfortable with a GH cocksucker and let you blow them on your sofa. Again, they seem mainly to care about skills.

Gloryholes in your neighborhood garage. Fantastic idea for a film!

I think I saw a story on that on This Old House last year.

I’m not very good at DIY. I wonder if a handyman could make a good gloryhole door for me. Maybe someone on TaskRabbit?

Why should people have to come to you? How selfish are you?

Just get a piece of plywood, cut a hole in it, put your mouth up to the hole, and walk around the city.

There was a guy on XTube named Jason who did home gloryhole videos and weird blindfolded anon breeding videos in his garage and sometimes when the guys were leaving he'd show quick glimpses of them on camera but he seems to have vanished and I wondered if maybe one of those guys didn't appreciate him giving his viewers a peek at them.

I'm dropping flyers in all my neighbors' mail boxes to explain what I am doing so they won't worry about strange cars being parked on the street at all hours of the day.

I'm going to add an extra twist by telling them I'm a woman.

I'm going to speak with a breathy, Marilyn Monroe voice: "Slide that big cock in here for mama!"

Does anyone know where Kellyanne Conway got her wig. That is within my budget.

You might consider a balaclava to protect you from coronavirus as you service guests.

[quote]R21 don't cheap out, and go with a door/false wall. Make sure you install cameras from both side angles and one above for best post-processing options.

This will also increase the resale value of your home, in certain markets. You can tell others it’s some sort of covid sanitation area for entering the house.

In placing magazines in the waiting room, I have lots of Sports Illustrated.

I think it fits the mood. But I have Betty Homes and People, too, for the closet cases.

I try to keep things moving, but some people take FOREVER to cum.

Not the guests’ fault. That is on YOU, OP.

Work on that technique, and learn to rooooolllllll with the punches. Because in this business they come left, right, and below the belt!

My nephew Jared is telling his friends at high school about it.

I'm going to have to trust them to be honest about being 18 as checking IDs would undermine the theme of anonymity .

Wasn't there supposed to have been a case where a guy with a home Gloryhole actually ended up filming his own murder by a home invader posing as a (customer) or is that a gay urban legend?

How do you all know Hoovermouth's guys are hot? All you can see is their dick.

The worst glory hole vids are the ones where you can just see the back of the guy being sucked.

The next worst are the ones where you can just see the guy sucking (and he swallows with no cum reveal).

The best are the ones where there is a split screen so you can see a writhing ass (and he pulls the dick out to squirt in his mouth when the guy cums).

Why do you care so much if they cum in the mouth R44? Do you not know what cum looks like?

It doesn't bother me as long as you HEAR the guy cumming. That's what turns me on.

Why do you care so much if they have porn [R45]? Do you not know what sex looks like?

Uh, good comeback, R46....

Home Gloryhole action is a surprisingly robust category on all the various tube sites.

You can just tell many of the guys Hoovermouth gets are attractive. He also blows guys outside of the Gloryhole, many whom are good looking. He is absolutely repulsive, and if he weren’t a notorious cocksucker on YouTube I doubt he’d have much luck on Grindr.

Again, he gets guys who are mostly straight or just don’t care about looks.

Maybe YOU can just tell, R49. I can't, which was why I asked.

Speaking of Hoovermouth how is it that he’s able to maintain a job? Based on his locations (San Diego, Richmond, Orlando) I assume he works in the military in some capacity. After years of recording videos all over the internet it’s incredulous to think that an employer wouldn’t have been made aware of his activities by now. Do glory hole cocksuckers not have careers?

This whole category of sex has always made me queasy.

Good question, R51. People must know. Are they just afraid to say anything lest it be revealed they watch his videos?

What’s the point of a private glory hole?

R54 So the guy being sucked can pretend he doesn't know an ugly person, a dude, or an ugly dude is sucking him.

R54, I agree with you. There is little point for a private glory hole. This seems to be more of the sex-not-sex that millennials are engaging in. They loathe person-to-person connections. There is a tendency to have sex the way they see it in porn, which is often not very good sex. Glory holes are one item in a long list of things I have to avoid as I try to get laid these days.

[quote]R54 What’s the point of a private glory hole?

I imagine so one wouldn’t get arrested for having sex in a public place (?)

Rather dense of you R57. Why bother with the glory hole? Why not do it on a chair or in a bed or simply standing up? Career gays should be angry that this sort of bullshit is bringing back the closet.

I have a glory hole. I hang a piece of fabric I bought for like $5 off two hooks in the foyer of my apartment. I've gotten a lot of quality dick with this setup and it can be taken down in 3 minutes.

The funniest glory hole video I've seen is one guy's already there getting sucked, and another shows up. They swap for a bit, but then eventually just start blowing and then fucking each other, all the while with the glory hole guy watching them through the hole with a disappointed look on his face.

^^ that little girl was me

Any advice on how to install a meatball dispenser to my glory hole?

You really don't have to be particularly handy to make it happen. You just have to have the right tools. I get a LOT of hot dick when I open up. Social distancing has interrupted my occasional playtime, but once this has passed (it *is* going to pass, right?), I'm hoping I'll be able to open up again.

#ProTip—when you finish the sucking side, put some kind of tape around the top of the hole (I used Monster Tape). I get a little overzealous, and I got glory hole burn on my forehead the first time out. I'll try to add a photo of the tape to the gallery.

A thoughtful glory hole cum whore not only lines the hole with duct tape for everyone's comfort, but leaves a dish of bridge mix with a bottle of poppers in it for his guests.

Tape around the hole is très gauche, R65. Proper glory hole installation requires careful and thorough sanding of the hole. Start with an 80-grit paper to remove the coarse material. Smooth it out with 120-grit. But don't stop there—gain your guests' confidence with a 220-grit finishing sandpaper. Prime, then paint, for ultimate comfort.

The best part about those videos are the picky bios and how mad some gloryhole goblins get when viewers criticize their technique, lighting, video quality, etc in the comments. There’s also a few that go on and on about negative experiences with a certain suckee and how they were RUDE and not invited back, etc

Reality check: you are filming yourself sucking off strangers and posting the videos online.

I think its hot when the guy getting blown turns around and gets his ass eaten through the gloryhole

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